Monday, October 11, 2010 Jonathan C. Pike's review of The Mountain Men's Bark At The Moon Shirt

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1.0 out of 5 stars Do not combine with other wolves!, August 29, 2009
This review is from: The Mountain Men's Bark At The Moon Short Sleeve Tee (Apparel)
Clearly this shirt follows in the mystical wake of the "3 wolf moon" shirt. So after buying that one and instantly growing 3 inches taller and gaining the ability to regrow limbs, I figured why not try another wolf shirt and see what happens? So I bought the "Bark at the Moon" tee, cut the front design out, and stapled it to the back of my 3 wolf moon shirt, because, you know, wolves on both sides are fricken sweet.

Big mistake. The wolves must've been from rival packs, because they battled each other to the death, using my torso as a battleground. Not only did I suffer serious scarring, but upon the battle's conclusion I was ultimately left with one crippled wolf and 2 moons. Which just makes a stupid shirt. Personally I'd recommend against this shirt, but if you must buy it, definitely don't combine with other wolf products.

Posted via email from Tony Burkhart

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